When it comes to guys, believe me, there isn’t a greater invention than a naughty text with a lot of teasing.
It is similar to innocent texting, but the only difference is that teasing texts are, in a way, more direct. They work on the principle of engaging your guy in conversation.
For example, you ask them to help you unhook your bra or something but in a teasing way. The accent is on posing teasing questions and sending flirty texts that will set him on fire. If you have a boyfriend, these freaky things to say to your boyfriend will be your best friend.
1. “I’m so bored right now and not quite sure what to do with myself. Hmm… Do you have any ideas?”
As the title says for itself, straightforward texting is about being direct, and these are some of the hottest texts to send a guy.
There isn’t a single guy out there who wouldn’t instantly get horny upon receiving a hot straightforward text. If you’re wondering why, the answer is simple.
It is telling him that you know what you want. What you want is HIM, and you want him now.
Yup, it is really hard to overshadow this one. But if you are somehow not that comfy sending direct texts or you are simply not into being dominant, you shouldn’t force yourself to do it.
Do it only if you’re one hundred percent sure about it, and you’ll know the answer by paying attention to your body and intuition.
2. “I’m thinking of buying some lingerie but need a second opinion. Could you come over and help me choose?”
3. “Tell me in detail what you would want me to do to you if I was there with you.”
11. “I was thinking a lot about you… I want to know what the most sensitive part of your body is?”
Funny Dirty Texts For Him
Funny texts are a great thing if you want to turn your guy on and entertain him at the same time. They are casual, and they also have a teasing vibe that will make him curious without question.
If you’re a couple, funny texting will break you free from your regular texting routine and spice up your love life.
When he sees the text, it will bring a smile to his face and remind him of what a hot lady you are. And whatever he’s doing at that moment, he will have to stop doing it.
If the two of you have just met, I strongly advise you not to use this one because he might interpret it differently. And if that happens, you will ruin your opportunity for great, hot texting.
So, the best bet is to play it smart, and send this kind of text only if you have known each other for some time.
4. “I know you’ve been thinking about me all day… are you ready to stop thinking and start doing instead?”
6. “Okay, now for real, tell me what your crazy fetish is? Vampires? Just kidding… Hmm… maybe not kidding. LOL. No, really I’m just kidding haha.”
8. “Why don’t we just have sex and stop texting? It just feels so nice. Especially if you’re on top of me.”
Dominant Text Messages For Him
No, you don’t have to be in a dominant and submissive relationship in order to show off your dominant side from time to time.
Sexual dominance has the power to make any guy thirsty for you, so it’s high time you implement it into your love life (if you haven’t already).